to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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I'm a giant di

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power... to move you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!