The power of being aquaman.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!