The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power drown in water

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!