- Pointless Super Powers

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

the power to write comic books

the power to change people socks on command

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to not care.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The Power to Power

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to eat your own head.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!