The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to catch em' all

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to die

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!