The power to not get shit d*ck

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be normal and average

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Nothing

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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I'm a giant di

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to police irony

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!