The power to kill you self.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to be gay on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!