The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to die at will.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!