- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to fail at everything you do

being black

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power drown in water

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!