The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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being black

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!