the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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mint berry crunch

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to die

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!