the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!