- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to bread toast!

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be born again

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

the power to turn retarted

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The power to lose all your limbs

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to levitate

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

Pointless Super Powers