The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!