The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power of hindsight

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to misspell

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!