The power of hindsight

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to misspell

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to eat bread

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!