- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to divide by 0

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

75% levitation

mint berry crunch

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

i love to make shit brix

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

Pointless Super Powers