The power to extend your pinky toe

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to even

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to get arrested

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to misspell

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!