The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to even

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to get arrested

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!