- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to poop standing up

The ability to die instantly

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to see oxygen.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

Pointless Super Powers