The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!