the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the ability to levitate

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!