The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!