The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to make faces at the blind

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!