The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die at will.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The Power to Power

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!