the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!