The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to even

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to get arrested

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!