the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to look TV

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power drown in water

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!