- Pointless Super Powers

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to bread toast!

The ability to die instantly

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to levitate

The power to (place useless super power here)

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the power to get drunk you are needed

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!