The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to microwave bread

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power of being aquaman.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power of having two left hands.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to buy free things.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to convert metric to imperial

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

75% levitation

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!