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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.
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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge
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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.
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The power to never be old but died at young age
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The ability to change the color of your poop
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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.
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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors
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The power to make anything money related to disappear.
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the power to get F's on assignments without trying
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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.
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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.
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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land
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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder
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The power to give people std's during intercourse
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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body
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The power to do a hand stand with your feet
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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.
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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.
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The power to eat your own head.
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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.
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Power to make it rain sideways.
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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.
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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet
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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!