- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to read your own mind

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to die instantly

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to lose all your limbs

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to even

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

Pointless Super Powers