The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to get arrested

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the power to read your own mind

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to make water expire.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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being black

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to die at will

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!