The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to microwave bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!