the power to misspell

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The power to see oxygen.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!