- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to levitate

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to not finish your....

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

Pointless Super Powers