The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!