- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be normal and average

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power of attracting fired bullets

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

Pointless Super Powers