- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The ability to pull open push only doors

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

being black

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

Pointless Super Powers