The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to die

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The power to think of food

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to microwave bread

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power of being aquaman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!