The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to sit

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!