The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!