The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!