The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to be alone

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!