the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to jizz money

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!