The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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power to fly when your underwater

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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cry acid tears

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!