- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to eat bread

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

the power to refreeze frozen ice

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

Pointless Super Powers