the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to look TV

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power drown in water

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!