the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!