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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.
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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season
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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...
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The power to die
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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary
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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.
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The power to poop but only in bushes.
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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.
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the ability to see through air
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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.
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The power of being aquaman.
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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.
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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D
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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.
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The power of having two left hands.
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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.
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The power to buy free things.
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The power to fall without screaming.
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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.
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The ability to count to potato
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The power to be oppressed by everything
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The power to convert metric to imperial
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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!