the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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cry acid tears

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!