teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!