The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to smell whore

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!