- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink boobs

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to digest corn.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

Pointless Super Powers