- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to not finish your....

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to look at Sun.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to eat bread

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to lick your own balls!!!

Pointless Super Powers