The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to obey gravity

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to read your own mind

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!