The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power of hindsight

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to read your own mind

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!