- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to be normal and average

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to like this post

The power to smell WiFi Signals

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to shrink boobs

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to make money disappear.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to digest corn.

Pointless Super Powers