The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!