- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to climb up fallen trees

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to predict the present

the power to create a meme

the power to defecate while standing up...

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to be heard in space

Pointless Super Powers